November 3, 2006
by ladysuki
3 Comments
for the sake of SOME PEOPLE,
pardon me for my broken english huh.. hee..
如果你是一個職業小偷，受雇去取一份機密文件，逃亡計畫已設想妥當，沒有後顧之憂，你會採取何種手法？
If you are a professsional burglar, you have been assigned to a task of confidential documents. Your runaway plan has been planned for you, which of the following will you choose as the way u enter the building??
1.買通警衛;假裝工作人員矇混溜進去偷取
bribe the security, blend in as one of the staff to slip in the building
2.挾強大火力直接進去搶
bring along heavy gunpowder and juz barge in
3.月黑風高的晚上破壞保全系統;潛進去偷
spend 2 nights to dig a tunnel to enter the building.
4.花兩天時間挖一個地道;直接進入保險櫃
on a silent late night, hack into the security system to get into the building
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從偷東西看你的戀愛哲學
1.買通警衛;假裝工作人員矇混溜進去偷取
你對於目前的戀愛感到徬徨和矛盾，好像少了點安全感，
既期待又怕被傷害，不知道勇敢的去愛，還是悄悄的走開。
雖然他條件並不差，你總是沒辦法把心交給他，要得到你完全的信任，似乎還要再加把勁兒。
u are feelin contradictive on the current r/s,
probably lack of sense of security,
pinning hopes yet afraid of getting hurt.
hence, u would not give out your 100%,
in order to win your trust, he/she has to put in much more efforts.
2.挾強大火力直接進去搶!!
你的戀愛哲學是：只要是我喜歡，有什麼不可以。
你不排斥條件比你差的情人或異國戀情，反正只要卯上，你的愛情就像麻辣火鍋一樣燒滾滾，大膽而奔放
As long as you like, there’s nothing impossible.
You don’t mind he/she is not good enough for you or whether
it’s a long distance r/s, as long as you like it, you juz go ahead.
3.月黑風高的晚上破壞保全系統;潛進去偷
雖然你的內心飢渴難耐，但是卻極力保持冷酷的外表。
你再「悶騷」下去，當心得內傷！
對付你這種假道學的人，只能化被動為主動，才能讓你卸下面具。
You are the type of people who keeps everythin to yourself,
you will not reveal to anybody even if u feel lonely.
If this carries on, u might get internal injury! =D
To handle this kinda people, he/she have to be more proactive in order to break the ice.
4.花兩天時間挖一個地道;直接進入保險櫃
你的愛情不及格，只有托兒所程度，時常表錯情而不自知，又左思右想的裹足不前，丘比特碰到你也傷腦筋！
You fail! Too draggy..often express yourself wrongly and hesitate too much with no actions! Even the Cupid Angel is afraid of you!!
