{"id":797,"date":"2007-05-17T08:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-17T00:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=797"},"modified":"2007-05-17T08:42:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-17T00:42:00","slug":"men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=797","title":{"rendered":"MEN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For all those men who say,<br \/>Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.<br \/>Here&#8217;s an update for you:<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY?<br \/><\/span>Because women realize it&#8217;s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. <\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(255, 153, 0);\"><p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span><\/span><br \/>1. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Laxatives.. .<br \/>They irritate the crap out of you.<br \/>2. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Bananas&#8230;<br \/>The older they get, the   less firm they are<br \/>3. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Weather&#8230;<br \/>Nothing can be done to change them.<br \/>4. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Blenders&#8230;<br \/>You need One, but you&#8217;re not quite sure why.<br \/>5. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Chocolate&#8230;<br \/>Sweet, smooth, &#038; they usually head right for your hips.<br \/>6. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Commercials. ..<br \/>You can&#8217;t believe a word they say.<br \/>7. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Department Stores&#8230;<br \/>Their clothes are always 1\/2 off.<br \/>8. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Government Bonds&#8230;<br \/>They take soooooooo long to mature.<br \/>9. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Mascara&#8230;<br \/>They usually run at the first sign of emotion.<br \/>10. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Popcorn&#8230;<br \/>They satisfy you, but only for a little while.<br \/>11. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Lava Lamps&#8230;<br \/>Fun to look at, but not very bright.<br \/>12. <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Men are like&#8230;. <\/span>Parking Spots&#8230;<br \/>The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Good deals at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dealdotcom.com\/rss\/7401\">DealDotCom<\/a><\/div>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fladysuki.net%2Fblog%2F%3Fp%3D797&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all those men who say,Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.Here&#8217;s an update for you:Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. 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