{"id":780,"date":"2007-05-03T15:05:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T07:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=780"},"modified":"2007-05-03T15:05:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-03T07:05:00","slug":"the-best-out-of-office-e-mail-auto-reply","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=780","title":{"rendered":"The BEST "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply"},"content":{"rendered":"

Got this from Jenny’s forwarded mail… <\/span>Interesting.
<\/span>Shall I try it on my users? Haha.. =D<\/p>\n

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if
I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.<\/p>\n

2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.<\/p>\n

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out
of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received
anything at all.<\/p>\n

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my
brain removed so that I may be promoted to management<\/p>\n

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you
send me until I return from vacation on 4\/18. Please be patient
and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.<\/p>\n

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your
message.<\/p>\n

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection
and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and
try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you
can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).<\/p>\n

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.<\/p>\n

9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this
message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.<\/p>\n

10: Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait
by your PC for my response.<\/p>\n

11: Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t
bother to leave me any messages.<\/p>\n

12: I’ve run away to join a different circus.<\/p>\n

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE :<\/p>\n

13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of
‘Steve’.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Good deals at DealDotCom<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n