{"id":7084,"date":"2010-09-08T17:33:52","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T09:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=7084"},"modified":"2010-09-08T17:33:52","modified_gmt":"2010-09-08T09:33:52","slug":"dear-will-u-make-me-a-sandwich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=7084","title":{"rendered":"dear, will u make me a sandwich?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thedoghousediaries.com\/comics\/uncategorized\/2010-09-08-42186bd.png?w=600\"  data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>This comic can be continued by <em>pail&#038;suki<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF3366\">s u k i<br \/>\ndear will u make me a sandwich? <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"black\">Pail<br \/>\nno<br \/>\nit wun work on me<br \/>\nim too smart<br \/>\nhandsome<br \/>\nstrong<br \/>\nand funny<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#FF3366\">s u k i<br \/>\nthen.. dear, do you want me to make you a sandwich?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"black\">Pail<br \/>\nya!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#FF3366\">s u k i<br \/>\nhaha&#8230; but I don&#8217;t have bread.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"black\">Pail<br \/>\n\ud83d\ude10   i go buy<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#FF3366\">s u k i<br \/>\nso dear pls go buy us a sandwich each.<br \/>\nsince u are going to buy<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"black\">Pail<br \/>\nok ok i will make the sandwich<\/font><\/p>\n<p><\/br><\/br><br \/>\n<font size=\"5\" color=\"#FF3366\"><strong>LOL!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fladysuki.net%2Fblog%2F%3Fp%3D7084&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This comic can be continued by pail&#038;suki s u k i dear will u make me a sandwich? Pail no it wun work on me im too smart handsome strong and funny s u k i then.. dear, do you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=7084\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[23],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-7084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-juzforfun","tag-blogging"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4tQm9-1Qg","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}