{"id":3400,"date":"2009-05-05T17:18:58","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T09:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=3400"},"modified":"2009-05-05T17:18:58","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T09:18:58","slug":"for-all-who-work-with-rude-customers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=3400","title":{"rendered":"For all Who Work With Rude Customers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>..shame WE can&#8217;t actually do this!<\/p>\n<p>A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin&#8217;s 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.<br \/>\nHe slapped his ticket down on the counter and said,<br \/>\n\u201cI HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>The attendant replied, \u201cI&#8217;m sorry, sir. I&#8217;ll be happy to try to help you, but I&#8217;ve got to help these people first, and I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll be able to work something out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The passenger was unimpressed.He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, \u201dDO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone:<br \/>\n\u201cMay I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,\u201d she began &#8211;  her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, \u201cF&#8230; You!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Without flinching, she smiled and said, \u201cI&#8217;m sorry, sir, but you&#8217;ll have to get in line for that too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Thanks Miss Irony for sharing.<\/em> \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fladysuki.net%2Fblog%2F%3Fp%3D3400&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>..shame WE can&#8217;t actually do this! 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