{"id":2069,"date":"2008-11-19T12:55:36","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T04:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2008-11-19T12:55:36","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T04:55:36","slug":"%e9%97%b2%e9%87%8c%e8%a3%85%e5%bf%99-how-to-survive-in-an-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=2069","title":{"rendered":"\u95f2\u91cc\u88c5\u5fd9 How to Survive in an Office?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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In English<\/u><\/strong>
\nPeople say, \u300e\u5fd9\u91cc\u5077\u95f2\u5c45\u9152\u5c4b\uff0c\u95f2\u91cc\u88c5\u5fd9\u771f\u529f\u592b\u300f\u3002<\/p>\n

You have to always leave an impression to your boss that you are the BUSIEST person in the office, and NEVER let anyone to even think you might be free.<\/p>\n

Listen to me, mess up your working desk, as messy as possible!<\/p>\n

Why? Because a busy man will never have time to own a neat and clean desk!<\/p>\n

1. Pile up your documents, files and folders, as tall as you can.. This will show how overloaded you are.<\/p>\n

2. Stick-on notes. Paste as many as you can all over your cubicle, this will show how many tasks you have on hand.<\/p>\n

3. Place a clock in your cubicle, this acts as an important acting tool. From time to time, stick up your head to look at the time, with a “time not enough” expression.. you may now carry on with your MSN.<\/p>\n

4. Fill up your drawers with documents, until you can’t even close the drawers.<\/p>\n

5. Hang a jacket on your chair to show that you are working overtime at night, you need to keep yourself warm. (How about a sleeping bag?!)<\/p>\n

6. Leave leftover food on the desk, people will think you are too busy to even eat!<\/p>\n

7. Place some Vitamin pills and medicine on the desk, show that you need them to survive.<\/p>\n

8. Flip reference books, and never close them. Highlighting a few lines will do a better effect.<\/p>\n

9. Throw Red Bull or Brand Essense empty bottles to show that you are tired from all the work.<\/p>\n

10. Leave cleansing or changing stuffs in office, to show that you work overnight!<\/p>\n

Some MSN Nicks to share…<\/u><\/strong>
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Here are some tips on how to MSN in office though..
\nOoops, MSN blocked in your office? Too bad for you…<\/p>\n

1) No matter how lovey-dovey you engaged in a MSN conversation,
\nyou gotta type with a frown, so that u will look like u are working hard!<\/p>\n

2) MSN Nicks should not be too straightforward yet humourous and appealing.<\/p>\n

3) Try using this MSN display picture.. it works in any other way u read it!
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Admit it, we all feel sleepy in office.. during working hours. But what to do, you can’t sleep openly right! So you gotta be on the move to stay awake!<\/p>\n

Most common hangout areas: Gents\/Ladies\/Pantry<\/p>\n

Heh.. hey there are tactics too~! Always leave your seat in a rush, holding a document or file.. You will look like you are on the way to some other department but actually nowhere! Frown when necessary to look like you are tied up in some work issues to resolve! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

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