{"id":1710,"date":"2008-10-03T12:08:20","date_gmt":"2008-10-03T04:08:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=1710"},"modified":"2008-10-03T12:08:20","modified_gmt":"2008-10-03T04:08:20","slug":"tgif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=1710","title":{"rendered":"T.G.I.F!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>From Sylvia..<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is funny!! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Quote for the day:<br \/>\n&#8216;Whatever you give a woman, she&#8217;s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she&#8217;ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she&#8217;ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she&#8217;ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she&#8217;ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; <strong>if you give her crap , you will get a bucket full of shit.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>*ROFL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Sylvia.. This is funny!! \ud83d\ude00 Quote for the day: &#8216;Whatever you give a woman, she&#8217;s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she&#8217;ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she&#8217;ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she&#8217;ll give you a meal. If you give her a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[67],"class_list":["post-1710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-juzforfun","tag-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}