{"id":1018,"date":"2007-11-08T22:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T14:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2007-11-08T22:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T14:58:00","slug":"the-power-of-punctuation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=1018","title":{"rendered":"the power of punctuation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An English professor wrote the words:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A woman without her man is nothing&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correcty.<\/p>\n<p>All of the males in the class wrote:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A woman, without her man, is nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>All the females in the class wrote:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A woman: without her, man is nothing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:180%;\"><b>Punctuation is powerful!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">Good deals at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dealdotcom.com\/rss\/7401\">DealDotCom<\/a><\/div>\n\n<!-- Facebook Like Button v1.9.6 BEGIN [http:\/\/blog.bottomlessinc.com] -->\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fladysuki.net%2Fblog%2F%3Fp%3D1018&amp;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height: 30px; align: left; margin: 2px 0px 2px 0px\"><\/iframe>\n<!-- Facebook Like Button END -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An English professor wrote the words: &#8220;A woman without her man is nothing&#8221; on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correcty. All of the males in the class wrote: &#8220;A woman, without her man, is nothing.&#8221; All &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/?p=1018\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-juzforfun"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4tQm9-gq","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ladysuki.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}